Ummm, Football Season Anyone?

This it IT! I've absolutely HAD IT with the NBA. The "Association" is in such a sorry state that I almost don't bother to watch game anymore. So, the Magic lost last night. That effectively ended the 2008-09 NBA season. I mean, really, we now know that the Fakers (or Lakers, as they're officially known as) will win the title. It's no longer a question of whether it'll be a 6 or 7 game series (IT WON'T). The question is now whether the Fakers will sweep, or will the Magic grow a pair of fucking cojones and win at least one game.

This is why the Association wanted a Hobe-Prince final sooooooooooooooooo bad! Nike wanted a Hobe-Prince final sooooooooooooo bad that they created puppets of Kobe and LeBron and made commercials hyping them. (My views on The Prince in a lil bit). Both are great competitors. If it was a Cleveland-LA final, the Fakers may be up 2-0, but trust and believe both games would have gone down to the final buzzer/went to OT. However, it's clearly evident that the more experienced team is completely dominating the young pups in Orlando.

Question to the world: WHAT THE FUCK IS PATRICK EWING TEACHING DWIGHT?! Yes, Dwight is a freak of nature. But the guy has no fucking post moves whatsoever! Being big only gets you but so far. (See brown, kwame and olowokandi, michael). The Fakers have three, THREE 7 footers in the starting lineup, punk ass Odom (who miraculously is actually USING his talent now!), soft ass Pau and bitch ass Andy Bynum. You're not playing the LeBrons who had slow ass Ilgauskas and the idiot child/crybaby Varejao. They're quicker to the spot. What does that mean? Anyone? Oh, right, YOU POST THEM THE FUCK UP! Pat Ewing should know these things! Well, on second thought, guess not!

2nd question: Will a team that runs the European style of basketball, where you live and die by the 3, EVER will a 'ship? That shit works in the regular season, NOT in the playoffs! Example 1 for question 2: The Phoenix Suns, circa Mike D'Antoni era. They had the best offense in basketball. ABSOLUTELY NO DEFENSE! Everytime they played the Spurs, what happened? They LOST! Why? The Spurs PLAY DEFENSE! Something I tell the kids I coach all the time: Offense sells tickets. Free throws wins games. DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS! Don't think its true? Name a team, in the current era of the NBA, who's won a 'ship with just offense. I'll wait........ It's so easy to stop Orlando, it should be almost illegal. Phil Jax should be in jail. Orlando's game plan. Go low to Howard, kick out to Turk, 'Shard, Rafer, Jameer, the idiot kid Courtney or the other idiot kid J.J. Well, too bad Jameer's coming off a 4 month injury, Rafer's not hitting shots, Courtney can't finish an alley oop, and Rashard and J.J's gone into witness protection. Oh, and no one ATTACKS THE FUCKING BASKET! What yall skurred to get fouled? Take a hit? Stop being pussies and attack the cup!

So, again, now that we know the Fakers will win the title, anyone ready for football season? I certainly am!